Done and done! Steven 2, you're the smart one. Steven 3, you're the funny one. Steven 4, you're the sensitive one. And I'm... [combs his front locks] the handsome one! Okay?
Okay!
Okie-dokie artichoke!
Steven 4, what are you doing?! You're not the funny one! Steven 3 is!
Well, we're all the same person so we're all equally prone to being hilarious.
No, no, that was too smart an observation for you, 3! You're the funny one!
Wait, which one am I again?
Dang it, Number 2!! You're the smart one!!
Hey—if Steven 1 is the handsome one, does that mean the rest of us aren't good-looking?
No way! We're all extremely attractive!
Let's go get jobs as models!
Hey!! None of you are the handsome one! I'M THE HANDSOME ONE!! [all three Stevens dumb down] Uh— no! I didn't mean— We decided— [groans] Let's take five.
THERE'S A FIFTH STEVEN?!?!
NO!!! I MEAN A FIVE MINUTE BREAK!!!
[all chuckle] We know!
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