Static and Rubber-Band Man in “Unfinished Business”

Look at this; it’s a review of your new CD.

I don’t read my reviews.

Don’t or can’t?

Look I’m dyslexic all right. They put me in a special learning program. They showed me techniques.

Like what?

A lot of stuff. You change words into something you can feel instead of look at, but it takes patience. I could never sit still as a kid.

So you dropped out of the program?

I felt dumb! Don’t tell anyone about this ok?

You’re not dumb! Look what you made of yourself. A hero. A famous musician. But…

But I messed up.

I was gonna say ‘but you can’t give in’. You said you can read, it just takes some work. Do the work.