Hey, how'd you get to be a superhero, anyway?
It all started in the early 60's; I was just a normal cat until I got in the way of some thugs who wanted to crash Hoover Dam, transformer blew, giving me the strength of 10 turbines. I fought all sorts of scum back in my day, but the worst of them all was my arch-enemy, Professor Menace.
(mockingly) Professor Menace? What, was the name 'Dr. Bad-Dude' already taken.
Laugh all you want kid, but Menace came this close to taking over the world. Back in 63, we had our last big battle; I had just about beat him when he suddenly stepped back, hit a switch and his whole lab exploded. I got out okay, but I never did find any trace of him.
A bad guy who wants to rule the world, ahh, that's original. Was he gonna do it all by himself or did he have help?
He used robots, exactly like the ones at the museum.
What?
That's why I had to come with you, those robots on TV once belonged to Professor Menace. (jumps onto the powerline cables) Ride on.
Hey, come back here. (flies after him)
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