We're here.
[Richie and Virgil have stopped walking to see where Richie had brought Virgil to see, an abandoned gas station and garage.]
(completely unimpressed) We're where?
Your secret headquarters--every hero has to have a secret headquarters. (runs across the street to the empty gas station) Come-on.
[It's dark inside the old gas station as Richie and Virgil both enter.]
Hit the lights and peep your eyes.
[Virgil uses his powers to supply energy to the lights hanging off of the ceiling, lighting up the room they are in.]
(looks around) You gotta be kidding me. (moves around to look through boarded windows) You'd have to renovate before this place could even qualify as a dump.
Oh, come-on, Virg', use your imagination; right now this place might be a broken down, rat-infested...
(interrupts) Rat-infested?!
We'll get some traps. The point is, with a little work, this could be the nerve-center of our entire superhero operation
And what would we call it, the Abandoned Gas Station of Solitude.
(sarcastically to himself) Ahh, that's funny. (to Virgil) Hey, I'd have built us a tree-house if I had a tree.
I wish I could just go out and rent a decent headquarters, but that takes money.
Nobody ever said the superhero gig would be a profit center.
(in agreement) Yeah, but it's costing me; I keep tearing my costume, melting my shoes.
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