T.J quotes from Stargate Universe

Seeds won't sprout - which really sucks because I would have liked to have started to grow some food. I'm not really much of a fruit and vegetable guy, but anything would be better than the crap that you've been serving us. And there's not enough water, and the beds are rock hard and, oh, don't let me forget to mention that I was shot by one of your people!

So you're doing fine, then?

What is that?

Uh, yeah, we're under attack.

What?

Shields are holding. We're good.

Welcome to Destiny.

(holding a new fruit found on the planet) Yo, check this out. There's a whole grove of trees back there loaded with these things.

Hmm, looks like a kiwi. Take it back and do a...

I'll do one right now. (takes a bite out of the fruit)

Greer!

What the hell are you doing?

Oh, that's nice.

We don't even know if it's poisonous.

We will!