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Volker quotes from Stargate Universe

12 quotes

5th most-quoted character in Stargate Universe: in 12 of its 100 quotes
Most scenes with: Brody (6), Park (5), Rush (4)

Lines by Volker 1

VVolker

Hey, T.J., there's a whole section here on stem cell-like procedure for post-op anti-rejection. It's only a hundred and seventy-six pages! A little light afternoon reading!

Scenes with Volker 11

Something wrong?

On the contrary. So far it seems like everything you said is true.

VVolker

About the Ancients finding evidence of a signal once being broadcast across the universe.

It is amazing. Distinct structure in the background radiation.

That sounds like static to me.

Were you expecting “Stairway to Heaven?"

VVolker

Still no sign of activity from the drones. Looks like they've all gone dormant.

(pats Eli on the arm) See what you can do when you apply yourself?

So, what's he like?

I didn't know him that well, actually.

But you said you worked with him.

Yeah, well, what can I tell you?

He's the type of man who likes to keep secrets.

VVolker

(quietly) Yeah, we know the type!

VVolker

"Also sprach Zarathustra." It's the theme from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

So why didn't you just say that?

VVolker

Because that's not what it's called. It's called "Also sprach Zarathustra." Thus spoke Zarathustra. It's by Strauss.

Yeah, but nobody knows it by that name, so why not just say the name that people ...

VVolker

Look you asked what my favourite piece of music was and I'm just telling you. That's what it is.

Yeah, I'm just saying ...

VVolker

It's the one piece that reminds me of the very moment I wanted to be an astrophysicist.

Right, when you saw "2001"?

VVolker

Yes.

MMorrison

Ahh, I'm in constant pain. I think my ankle's broken. Every time I move ...

VVolker

Well, hang in there. How bout you?

According to the medical scan, a cracked rib.

MMorrison

Ha! I should be so lucky!

The people on the expedition were all from one country, called Tenara. They followed the teachings of this book, the Testament, which apparently some of us wrote.

Wait. "Tenara." That's Ancient. That means the Land of the Young.

Or the Land of Young.

There was also another group of evacuees who ... (rolls his eyes) ... blamed the other me for what happened.

They thought Rush was still onboard Destiny and would one day come and rescue them. Eventually he became some kind of a saviour figure. They broke off and formed a country of their own.

Oh, let me guess: Rusha?

VVolker

That's funny!

They called it Futura.

VVolker

Really?

What's wrong with Futura?

VVolker

It's a dumb name.

Yeah? How is it dumb?

Apparently ... (Nods toward Brody) ... he came up with it.

I can't believe you helped found an entire country based on the hopes that he would come and rescue you!

VVolker

I can't believe you named it Futura!

Shut up.

VVolker

Seriously, isn't that a font?

YYaozu

There are those somewhat less enlightened among our people who believe he is a demon who rips souls from human bodies and takes them to hell, where they suffer for all eternity.

It's funny how things have a way of getting twisted and exaggerated over time.

VVolker

While others don't!

(Standing in front of a electronics store named "Draxxon Electronics," he sighs heavily) What kind of city doesn't have a gun store?

VVolker

Maybe they're Canadian.

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