Ensign, Tom Paris and others in “Unfinished Business”

Are you the EMH?

Tom Paris

[playing as an EMH] Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

Our doctor's dead--we got wounded! [Walks him over to two patients lying on the biobeds] They're both badly hurt. Who should we treat first?

Tom Paris

Uhh... [begins scanning a patient with a tricorder] second-degree plasma burns. [walks over to another patient and begins scanning] He's got an aortic rupture. Get him to the surgical bay now! [the Ensign picks up the patient and walks him over to the surgical bay, a character who looks like Chakotay walks in carrying a wounded officer]

Chakotay

[To Tom Paris] You! Over here! [Tom Paris walks over to the injured character and gazes at him because the officer is based off of his own physical parameters]

Tom Paris

Nice mustache.

What?

Tom Paris

Umm... nothing. [Begins scanning the officer] He's got a mild concussion. I'm going to have to treat the others first.

Chakotay

I need Lieutenant Marseille on the bridge. You'll treat him now.

Tom Paris

As I understand it, my job is to treat the critical patients first. So if you'll excuse me... [Tom Paris walks over to the critically injured patient, but Chakotay raises a force field]

Chakotay

I don't know who you think you are, hologram, but to me you're just another piece of technology.

Tom Paris

But apparently, I'm a piece of technology that's in demand, so why don't you go back to the bridge and let me do my job?! [Captain Janeway walks into sickbay]

Janeway

What's going on here?

Chakotay

Our medical hologram is refusing to treat Mr. Marseille. [Janeway walks over to Tom Paris]

Janeway

Are you malfunctioning?

Tom Paris

I don't think so.

Janeway

I need my helmsman back to his station.

Tom Paris

Lieutenant Marseille is not seriously hurt. This man will be dead in five minutes if I don't operate. [Janeway looks over to Chakotay]

Janeway

Drop the force field. [Chakotay complies. Janeway walks over to the critically injured patient, pulls out a phaser, and kills him] That patient is dead. Now you're free to treat Lieutenant Marseille. [Tom Paris is shocked]