I'm gonna save all the endangered animals on Earth, Dennis!
That's a rather large job, don't you think?
Not for me. I've got it all figured out. A lot of animals are losing their homes because people keep cutting down forests.
That's certainly true.
So I'm gonna invite all the endangered animals to come live with us!
Here? In your room?
Well, sort of. It'll be great. I'll open the Stanley Griff Animal Hotel, see?
[Stanley imagines refurbishing his house into a hotel for all the animals of the world.]
Don't worry, everybody! You'll be safe here! This way, alligators. How's it goin', sea lions? You're gonna love it here tigers.
Excuse me! Stanley!
Not now, Dennis. I'm welcoming my guests.
Yes, but it's about those guests for yours. I think you're making a big mistake.
[Stanley's fantasy ends.]
Mistake? How can helping endangered animals be a mistake?
Well, you see, Stanley, there are lots and lots of endangered animals in the world.
I know! And I'll save 'em all!
And I really wish you could. But the truth is, they don't all get along with each other. If you open the Stanley Griff Animal Hotel, you would have big problems, I'm afraid.
[Stanley returns to his fantasy, all the animals inside his hotel are fighting. A scared rooster flies out the window, crowing.]
Stop! Stop!
[All the animals flee from the hotel.]
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