[On a late winter's day, Stanley takes Dennis outside.]
It's awfully chilly out here, Stanley. What is it you wanted to show me?
[Stanley sees a giant pile of melted snow before him.]
OH, NO!
[Marci and Mimi come running.]
What's the matter, Stanley?
Look at Dennis' surprise!
Uh-oh.
Well, I must say, I am surprised, Stanley. And I'm sure you know how much I appreciate, um... big... snow... lumps.
But yesterday, it was a giant snow goldfish!
It looked just like you, Dennis!
Only bigger, of course.
[Stanley kicks the melted snow pile in frustration.]
I'm sorry, Dennis.
No need to apologize. Snow tends to melt quite quickly in late winter.
Yeah, and turn to mucky, ucky slush!
It's no fun playing outside anymore.
You said it. It takes forever to put on a snowsuit.
And mittens.
And boots.
And this stupid cap. And then there's nothing to do except watch everything melt and get muddy.
I want it to be spring right now.
Yeah!
Me too.
That would be lovely, of course. But I'm afraid it's not gonna happen overnight.
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