Whoever you are, could you please stop saying "scratch-scratch, thump-thump, splish-splash"? Mommy said there's a simple explanation for scary sounds.
[Stanley imagines a big orange Lionel-looking monster scratching his side, thumping his tail, and making splashing noises with his feet.]
MOMMY!
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