Stanley! Time for breakfast!
Coming!
Good morning, Animal Boy.
Morning, daddy. Is it okay if I get Dennis his breakfast first?
Sure thing! I think it's great the way you take care of that little fishy of yours.
[irritated] "Little fishy"?! Did he say "little fishy"?!
Now let's see. What would you like for breakfast today? Oatmeal, pancakes, poached eggs on toast?
Very amusing, Stanley. Fish flakes will do quite nicely, as always.
Of course, I can make my own breakfast. I made yours, didn't I?
It was quite, quite delicious, and beautifully served, might I add.
All I need is cereal... [takes a cereal box from out of the cabinet] Yes! Animal Smackos! And then, of course, I need milk.
[Stanley gets the milk, and takes it and the cereal to the table.]
I pour the cereal into the bowl. [does so]
Very nicely done!
Then I pour the milk into the bowl. [does so]
[worried] Watch out, don't spill.
Didn't spill a drop!
Bravo, Stanley!
And the only thing left to do is eat.
[Stanley grabs the mat his bowl of cereal is resting on, but he pulls too hard, sending the cereal bowl and Dennis' fishbowl off the table.]
Whoa, WHOA!
[Dennis screams as his fishbowl goes over the table, but Stanley manages to catch him in time. But the cereal has been spilled on the floor.]
Oh, no!
A bit of a mess-up, I'm afraid.
[watching the anteater] That tongue is so cool. I can't wait to see it lick up all the milk and cereal I spilled. [runs up to the anteater] Come on, Mr. Anteater. I gotta get you back home right now.
But Stanley, wait! Wait!
[Stanley grabs Dennis, and he jumps out of the book with him and the anteater.]
What were you saying, Dennis?
I was saying, "Wait, wait". Anteaters eat ants, you see.
Yes, I know that.
They do not eat milk and cereal.
[The anteater sniffs the spilled milk and cereal, and leaves.]
Oh. Not even Animal Smackos?
No, Stanley. You'd have to have spilled a bowl of ants to get this fella to help you clean up.
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