“Come on, man. We was just teasin' with...” – Early, Squidbillies ... TV Quotes Database

Come on, man. We was just teasin' with the government.

So, Medicare ain't gonna spring for no fake funbags?

Medicare. Medicare don't care. Medicaint!

We wait, actually, you wait (starts sinking into the floor of his truck, a smaller truck-boat-truck emerges from beneath the truck) Escape pod only holds one, fight the good fight son! (mini truck-boat-truck horn plays 'La Cucaracha')

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