Will you keep it down for cryin' out loud? I'm trying to watch my stories. (Stares at a butter churn which has replaced the TV) And I'm havin' a really hard time. Stories?
Nuh-uh. I done give away the story box. From now on we gonna enjoy this classic butter churn. (Begins churning)
(Looks around) Oh where's the TV? 'Cause now I'm pissed.
Come on now, everybody take a turn! Idle hands is the devil's ding-a-ling!
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