(In a strip club) Yes darlin', your chest is full and heaving. But what about the heart that lays beneath them puppies? Look here (pulls out a religious tract)... I want you to read this here literature.
(Stripper reaches to take the tract; Early jerks it away)
Nope! Pick it up with your butt cheeks!
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