That ain't Patrick Swayze.
He is if I have enough cold beer.
Patrick, I know you must get this all the time, but if it wouldn't be too much trouble for ya, would you please drop a double duce ass whoopin' on my boy.
PSPatrick Swayze
I'm from texas... I ride horses.
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