Don't you dare hurt him!
Oh, and what's your saggy mouth gunna say about it?
Ablomandelebicus, Pentoculus, Benturpenoise, Farntormion, Crisco, Dophenecta, Glabbaflontonion, Smectarufus, Fontanox, Chicken Dance, Trenoctor, Pontallafamarion, Tudonox, Mellicanisis!
[the walls of the house open up and Earlie is struck by lightning]
You lucky bitch! That is the one thing you coulda said.
Yeah okay.
One o' these days, you ain't gon' remember that freaky word. I'll be around!
Why don't you take that weak shit to the park? Where maybe the squirrels'll care.
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