Are you growing a beard?
No.
Did you shave this morning?
No.
Why?
I like an electric razor.
You should buy one.
I have one. I have four.
You have four electric razors?
Yes.
Why?
I like them.
Is your electricity not working?
Esther baby-proofed the house.
Matthew's here! I totally forgot. When was the last time you saw him?
About nine months ago, before the stroke.
Matthew's here!
The kid can't even walk yet - why are we locking the medicine cabinets?
Does he crawl?
Not up walls, no!
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