Casey and Jeremy in “The Apology”

Casey

You should try making it shorter.

Jeremy

What's the key?

Casey

In this case?

Jeremy

Yeah.

Casey

Making it a lot shorter.

Jeremy

I can't imagine what i'd cut.

Casey

Well, you start off with Cedric, the leadoff batter, at the top of the first inning, despite the fact that nobody scored until the 5th inning.

Jeremy

There's action beyond scoring.

Casey

Yeah, but Cedric grounded out to the short stop and was thrown out at first by quite a large margin.

Jeremy

Yeah.

Casey

Well, that is what is called a routine ground ball. In your search for things that are newsworthy, let the word 'routine' serve as a danger sign.