Adam quotes from Spooks

Adam

Mr. Younis!

Zaf

Mr. Carter!

Adam

What have you been up to?

Zaf

Oh, you know, exploring my identity crisis. Asian or British? British or Asian? It's tearing me apart.

Adam

I'm going to check it out, you get the girl.

Zaf

Yeah, or I could do the warehouse.

Adam

No, I'm doing it.

Zaf

Adam, look, you really need to stop trying to hold my hand. Take the car and get the girl back to base.

Adam

Well, how you gonna get there?

Zaf

There's a cab office on the main road. I'll ask backup to come and collect me later.

Adam

All right, I'll text you the address.

Zaf

Oh, and, er, watch the accelerator because it's got a 280-brake horsepower twin turbo. Enjoy.

Zaf

Okay, I'm ready.

Adam

Now don't forget, we're only playing "What if?"

Zaf

You mean what if Harry organized the assassination of Princess Diana? I think he could have.

Ruth

You don't mean that.

Zaf

Don't I?

Ruth

It's the conspiracy theories, they suck you in.

Zaf

Yeah, they do. Some say it was caused by satanists because Diana's mercedes crashed into the 13th pillar in the tunnel. Then there's the theory that limo was stolen a month before by the Israeli secret service. The steering was modified so it could be controlled by a remote radio signal.

Ruth

Now Mossad did it?

Zaf

No. MI-5 and MI-6 did it in a joint operation. And I'll show you how. The British Embassy in Paris denied ever knowing that Diana had arrived in Paris. But they did. And the night before she arrived at the Ritz, two very high-ranking MI-6 officers arrived at the embassy.

Harry

There's something about him I like. He's the opposite of you.

Adam

Am I supposed to take that as a compliment?

Harry

We need different types. He's got brains.

Adam

This just gets better and better.