Greetings, stranger. [The man's sudden appearance freaks out Mr. Krabs, making him scream.] Welcome to my emporium of wonders. Can I interest you in a traditional Klopnodian Spladunker? [he pulls out an anvil covered in pink fur as a chicken is heard clucking] Or perhaps a lightly used Flooda? [he pulls out a sweater made out of sausages as a cow is heard mooing]
No thanks, old timer. I just want me quarter. It seems to have hopped into your payphone here.
Oh, I see. Well, I have no power to retrieve your coin, but I can let you have the payphone. For the low, low price of... free.
Free!? I'll take it!
But be warned, that payphone comes with a curse! [thunder roars and a woman screams]
Really? How much does the curse cost?
What? No, the curse is free. It comes with the phone.
Well, then, I'll take the curse too! [he picks up the payphone and leaves as he laughs]
Heed my Kapritzka! Beware the call of the porch! Beware it! Ah, forget it.
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