Kelpy G and Squidward in “Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom”

[crowd is softly chanting "Kelpy"] At this time, I'd like to welcome a very special guest to the stage — Mr. SpongeBob SmoothPants. [SpongeBob and Kelpy play their instruments at the same time and the crowd loves it]

Squidward

This isn't fair. I should be on stage, not SpongeBob. I'm the mega-talent. I'll show you, Kelpy. [tries to play his clarinet, but security takes Squidward away] But I'm a musician!