[scene cuts to Bigshot Records]
RPRecord Producer
Well, well, well, Ned and the Needlefish. You're fired.
BBand
Fired?!
BMBand Member #2
But why?
RPRecord Producer
Ask Baldy McBalderson over here.
BBand
Ned!
BMBand Member #2
Good going, dude.
NNed
I can't help not having hair!
BMBand Member #3
When we formed this band, it was for one reason and one reason only: to make a lot of money. And you not having hair is getting in the way of that!
RPRecord Producer
We are selling records, not denture cream! [talking to Ned] Either you come back with hair, or don't come back at all!
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