You know, my uncle Miranda got sued once.
My favorite episode of The Golden Girls is the one where they all took contaminated Geritol and died.
That was never an episode!
Well, it should have been.
Moltar, flush the lake.
We don't have a lake.
Good work.
I got a friend coming by in about five minutes, so, uh... I gotta escape.
What are you all gonna do?
I think we're gonna smash light bulbs out by the dumpster.
You dance like a woman.
I dance like a woman... if she were a man!
Well... ya got me there.
AAnnouncer
Will Space Ghost surrender his power bands and save Moltar from Your Mother? Will Adam West come to his aid or will he wimp out? Will every word Batmantis says be followed by that suspenseful sting music? What will happen next? Why is the sky blue? What is the mystery of the yeti? Do you know the muffin man? Stay tuned to find out!
YMYour Mother
Time's up, Space Ghost. Your lollygagging kills your friend. Watch as I pull the freeze lever.
NO! MOLTAR...!
[a horribly failed attempt at the Twelve Days of Christmas]
CDCouncil of Doom
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
BWBlack Widow
Leonard Nimoy Sings!
TTansut
Four quesadillas!
LLokar
Three reruns of "What's Happening!"
MMetallus
Two plus eight is ten.
BBrak
Hi, my name is Braaaak!
Enough! That was pitiful!
Moltar, take off your helmet... show me your true face.
Why?
Because, I'm intrigued.
No.
C'mon... I'll be your friend.
NO!
C'mon... I'll give you a dollar.
Okay...
[loud hissing sound]
GOOD GOD!
I've already got two cute useless sidekicks.
I'm not useless!
I'm not cute!
BBrak
I'm not Rappaport!
Moltar, what's our depth?
20,000 leagues, sir.
Take her to 21.
21? But... why?
Because it's more fantastical.
Let's break down these boxes so they store easier!
...That's boring!
You don't know from fun!
Tell me, Chuck, ever thought of starring in a sequel to The Ten Commandments?
No.
CHCharlton Heston
Uh, I don't think so.
Not a sequel man, eh?
No.
CHCharlton Heston
What other commandments are we going to write?
Thou that smelled it thine own self dealt it.
[laughs] Thou that smelled it thine own self dealt it.
[fake laugh] Jerk.
CHCharlton Heston
Yeah, well...
Thou shalt not... hesitate.
CHCharlton Heston
I'm kind of committed to the first ten.
Thou shalt not be committed to old commandments!
Zorak, one more commandment out of you, and thou shalt be blasted!
Thou shalt not mess with Zorak, or thou shalt have to mess with me!
All right, everybody, just calm down!
Thou shalt not calm down!
CHCharlton Heston
I hesitate...
Thou shalt not hesitate!
I'm gonna go to the desk, now...
You go ahead and *try*. You see what you get.
[teleports to the desk]
Here I am now... At the desk.
[shouts] You got lucky, Pal!
You try it *next time*! You see what you get!
[After crushing a repairman with a boulder...]
Oh, no. OH, NO! I killed my best friend ever! [quoting "Banjo"] Why do we always hurt the ones we love?! Why, Herve, why?! Herve... Herve! HERVE!
HHerve
Hey, his name was Fernando, man.
Where's Herve?
HHerve
I'm Herve!
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