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Zorak quotes from Space Ghost Coast to Coast

Played by C. Martin Croker · 13 quotes

Zorak

2nd most-quoted character in Space Ghost Coast to Coast: in 13 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Space Ghost (8), Moltar (5)

Lines by Zorak 4

I am the Lone Locust of the apocalypse. Think of me when you look to the night sky.

I shiver with power. I ache with disease. I am Batmantis!

Scenes with Zorak 9

Zorak

My favorite episode of The Golden Girls is the one where they all took contaminated Geritol and died.

That was never an episode!

Zorak

Well, it should have been.

Zorak

I got a friend coming by in about five minutes, so, uh... I gotta escape.

What are you all gonna do?

Zorak

I think we're gonna smash light bulbs out by the dumpster.

Zorak

You dance like a woman.

I dance like a woman... if she were a man!

Zorak

Well... ya got me there.

Zorak

Moltar, take off your helmet... show me your true face.

Why?

Zorak

Because, I'm intrigued.

No.

Zorak

C'mon... I'll be your friend.

NO!

Zorak

C'mon... I'll give you a dollar.

Okay...

[loud hissing sound]

Zorak

GOOD GOD!

Tell me, Chuck, ever thought of starring in a sequel to The Ten Commandments?

Zorak

No.

CHCharlton Heston

Uh, I don't think so.

Not a sequel man, eh?

Zorak

No.

CHCharlton Heston

What other commandments are we going to write?

Zorak

Thou that smelled it thine own self dealt it.

[laughs] Thou that smelled it thine own self dealt it.

Zorak

[fake laugh] Jerk.

CHCharlton Heston

Yeah, well...

Thou shalt not... hesitate.

CHCharlton Heston

I'm kind of committed to the first ten.

Zorak

Thou shalt not be committed to old commandments!

Zorak, one more commandment out of you, and thou shalt be blasted!

Thou shalt not mess with Zorak, or thou shalt have to mess with me!

All right, everybody, just calm down!

Thou shalt not calm down!

CHCharlton Heston

I hesitate...

Thou shalt not hesitate!

I'm gonna go to the desk, now...

Zorak

You go ahead and *try*. You see what you get.

[teleports to the desk]

Here I am now... At the desk.

[shouts] You got lucky, Pal!

Zorak

You try it *next time*! You see what you get!

[Moltar hands Space Ghost a pink slip.]

[sarcastically] Way to go, chief. [leaves]

[reads the pink slip] "Dear Space Ghost, due to poor ratings and a cease and desist letter from Patricia Heaton's lawyers demanding your immediate dismissal, you're canceled?! Please let Zorak know that we're picking up his show and we can't wait to get started."

Zorak

Boo-yah! In your face, Ghost!

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