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S11 E8

South Park · Season 11, Episode 8

A pedophile, Another pedophile and others in “Le Petit Tourette”

PA pedophile

Oh no! Chris Hansen?! [shoots himself in the head]

APAnother pedophile

"Dateline?!" [shoots himself in the head]

YAYet another pedophile

There aren't really brownies?! [shoots himself in the head]

[Like metaphorical lemmings, more pedophiles continue to enter the studio one by one, realize they were tricked, and shoot themselves in the head. As this happens, terrified audience members begin to flee the studio as self-inflicted gunfire rings out in the background.]

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