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Sons of Anarchy · Season 1, Episode 15

Jax, Tig and others in “Unfinished Business”

Jax

Can you distract the doctors?

Tig

Yeah. No problem…Excuse me, ladies. How you doing? Uh, you're doctors, both of you?

FDFemale Doctor

Yeah.

Tig

[unzipping his pants] Oh, thank god. Um, a Doberman pinscher took a chunk of my ass.

FDFemale Doctor

Oh, god

Tig

Wait, can we just…

FDFemale Doctor

You need to go to the E.R.

Jax

Distract them. I said distract them, not scar them for life.

Tig

I'm serious. I think it's infected.

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