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Solar Opposites · Season 1, Episode 15

Yumyulack, Mother and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Yumyulack zaps a baby with an alien ray]

Yumyulack

[to mother] Now your baby can read. You're welcome.

MMother

What? Why?

Yumyulack

[zaps her too] Now you can read! Getting fulfilled!

MMother

I could already read, I'm a famous novelist!

Yumyulack

[zaps her hat] Now your hat can read!

MMother

Stop that! What are you doing?!

Yumyulack

[zaps her car] Your car can read!

MMother

This alien is educating my things!

PPoliceman

Stop right there, you dirty alien! [Yumyulack zaps him] Oh God, I can read? What if I gain empathy?! What if I learn things that force me to re-evaluate my hardline conservative opinions?! OH MY GOD!

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