Doug and Professor Psychotic in “Unfinished Business”

Yo.

Uh... Yo, what's up? What's up, man?

Vanessa's over; we're trying to watch TV. You're being incredibly loud.

Uh... You just-- Like, my volume, or--?

(starting to get annoyed) Yeah, "volume". That's what "loud" means, doesn't it?

Yeah-- I have the door closed, I mean...

We're on the couch, on the other side of this paper-thin wall, we're trying to watch a nice, romantic movie, and all we're hearing is injecting DNA into an egg!

Yeah, well, that's what I do, yeah.

(fed up with his excuses now) Yeah, that's what you do- you waste time. You do stupid shit, all the time!

You know, this-- this is what I care about, Doug. C'mon.

This is what you care about?! Care about something better! Care about yourself, maybe- care about me! The people who are keeping you alive!

I-- I care about you! This is, like, my-- This is my job, basically.

(knowing full well his excuses are just bullshit) Oh, no, you care about me? That's so good! You know what you oughtta do- "your job"? Get an actual job! Get one that pays you!

You know, I looked? It's a hard economy out there right now!

"It's a hard economy?" How about the economy of my patience, it's runnin' thin, buddy! Paper-thin, like these walls.

Dude, you have your problems, too. Like--

(finally snaps) I've got my prob--? Okay, okay! Get the fuck out!

I--

GET THE FUCK! OUT! Go!