Smallville quotes

Lois Lane

Come on. Did you forget? Tomorrow's our Smallville High reunion.

Clark Kent

Did you say our reunion?

Lois Lane

Yes.

Clark Kent

You were enrolled there for like...

Lois Lane

Twenty three days.

Clark Kent

You showed up for five.

Lois Lane

That's a record in my book. Smallville is the closest thing to a past that this military brat has, and I am not gonna miss it. We don't have to be dating to show up at a reunion together.

Clark Kent

There's a lot of memories there for me.

Lois Lane

Come on, Clark. It would mean a lot to me, seeing all those familiar faces, like I had a place to fit in. And you, I mean, you put the Smallville in Smallville, Smallville.

Clark Kent

I don't know if you're a ghost from my past or the darkness Jor-El that warned me about, but this will come to an end, just like I did the last time.

I hope so for your sake.

Clark Kent

My sake? You sent the person I love away. You tried to destroy Chloe, you tried to destroy the world.

And you saved me from all of that, Kal-El. I have come back to do the same for you. (shows wearing Legion ring)

Clark Kent

The Legion. You're from the future. What'd you do to them?

I joined them. In the 31st century, I'm known as Brainiac 5. The ring, time travel - all my creatons. I brought the Legion into a new realm of heroism.

Clark Kent

I helped them destroy you.

No. They helped you cure me. The problem is Kal-El, you and I aren't very different. We were both created in one way or another by Jor-El, both intended to save civilizations, to bring peace to a brutal world. But neither was immune to corruption to darkness.

Clark Kent

What does that mean? All of sudden everyone's telling me that I have darkness within me. I don't understand what it is or how I'm suppose to change it. You destroyed cities. I may not make the right decisions, but at least I'm trying to save people.

Then let me show you, Kal-El. We can't always see it in ourselves, my corruption started with a nanobyte - smaller than the eye can see. But that's all it took.

Wait a minute. Oh, no. Kryptonite again?

Clark Kent

Look, I...

(looks into Clark's eyes) Blue? Red? Not green? Please tell me it's not the black. Because that was a disaster.

Clark Kent

Look, I just... I need the Legion ring. Lois, do you know where it is?

Is that a joke, Clark? Touch it once, shame on you. Touch it twice it, shame on me. And actually, I could really use it right now, because we need to be on the opposite sides of town in ten minutes.

I'm only here for you. I wanted to slow things down. Make sure you can soak in this special moment.

Clark Kent

And what's so special about this moment?

This is the moment that your life changes forever.

(to Clark, describing his Lois) She's a handful, isn't she? You're right on time.

Clark Kent

You knew I'd be here.

Time travel. Think it through.

Clark Kent

Because you were me when you went through this and I'm...

Well done, my man.

Clark Kent

How did I become so uptight? (looks his future self up and down) And nerdy?

(irritated) There's no time to chat about how, when, and why! We've been through weirder things and I need you on the roof!

Clark Kent

When did I start taking orders?

There's a nuclear reactor that's about to blow on the other side of town. Now, I can't be in two places at once.

Clark Kent

If you knew it was going to happen, then why didn't you stop it?

Because then you wouldn't have experienced all this. And you would never have become me.

Clark Kent

(under his breath) That's too bad.

Roof. Now. (superspeeds away)

Clark Kent

(inspired) That's what I become.

(to Clark) Won't this be the greatest, working together again? Our names looked terrific side-by-side on that byline. I mean, it's like we were meant to be partners, Clark. You're the Popeye to my Olive. The Mickey to my Minnie.

Lois Lane

The sick to my stomach.

Lois Lane

Ow! Uh What the hell? (goes to punch Cat but is stopped by Clark)

Clark Kent

Ladies, who wants to go first?

Lois Lane

She stabbed me!

(at the same time as Lois) She's the Blur!

Lois Lane

That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. And I thought you were a bottle blonde.

Clark Kent

In the future, Lois already knew about me. What I didn't see is how I told her and when. My instincts have always been to keep my secret, but then I see five minutes of the future that seems too good to be true, and--

Oliver Queen

You came over here hoping that I would try to talk you out of telling her, right?

Clark Kent

No. Maybe.

Oliver Queen

Well... I hate to break it to you, but I say go for it. Best thing I ever did. I could finally be myself. And it turns out people actually like the real me.

Clark Kent

If I remember correctly, coming out to Lois did not have a happy ending. You told Lois the truth, and she dumped you.

Oliver Queen

That - we broke up. Look, Lois and I were never really meant to be together. Clark, she loves you. That makes you a lucky man. Take it from me, living without love is not really living, it's just sort of existing. The question you have to ask yourself is what are you willing to risk for love?

Tess Mercer

So let me get this straight. Lois finds a necklace, gets possessed by an Egyptian Goddess, and now is flying around like Amelia Earhart, minus the plane.

Oliver Queen

Just another Friday night in Metropolis. Who's ready for the weekend?

Clark Kent

All my life I've been afraid, Lois. Afraid of people knowing the truth about me. Afraid of them rejecting me, and even if they didn't, still losing them. I've been afraid of everything I can't control. But when I was faced with the idea of losing you forever, it made me realize there's something I'd regret more than anything else, and that's not telling you the truth about me. 'Cause that's the only way we could share a life together. I know the odds are stacked against us and we'd be risking everything, but if you're ready to take that leap, there's no one else that I'd want to take that leap with. Lois, you've had a lot of questions about The Blur, it's me. I'm The Blur.

Lois Lane

(jumps on Clark, kissing him) What took you so long?

Clark Kent

(confused, realizing that she already knows) What? You...

Lois Lane

Our "Twilight Zone" acid trip to the, uh, Phantom prison - that place was...

Clark Kent

Kryptonian.

Lois Lane

Mm. And that horny-toad-looking thing that crashed Chloe and Jimmy's wedding?

Clark Kent

Kryptonian.

Lois Lane

Mm. And the spaceship that I found in the woods near the dam?

Clark Kent

Also Kryptonian, but it wasn't mine - it was my cousin's.

Lois Lane

Sorry about the third degree, Clark. It's just not every week a girl learns her boyfriend's an...

Clark Kent

Alien? And you're still okay with that?

Lois Lane

Are you kidding me? It's like dating a god or Bono.

Lois Lane

Meteor rock. Maybe that's why when I pulled that blue dagger out of your chest, you - you healed.

Clark Kent

You did that?

Lois Lane

Yeah.

Clark Kent

Lois, you didn't just heal me, you brought me back. You saved me.

Lois Lane

Well sometimes even the hero needs a guardian angel, Clark.

If we don't begin his therapy immediately, he'll be dead within six weeks.

Tess Mercer

That's the point. Because he's not just a clone... he is Lex Luthor.

Lois Lane

Hear me out, Clark. Okay, I wasn't a big fan of Ollie's coming-out party, and I used to think that it was best for you to stay in the shadows, too, but maybe someday soon, you'll have to step into the light. You can be a symbol to inspire everyone that this planet could be a better place.

Clark Kent

I'm not sure anyone's ready to believe a stranger from a strange land.

Lois Lane

If they know the real Clark Kent, then I am sure the rest of the world will believe in you as much as I do.

Clark Kent

If we leave now, we'll be back in a flash.

Lois Lane

Oh, but Clark, I'm such a delicate flower... I will, I will wilt in that heat.