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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[after being mistaken for Luciano Pavarotti several times] I am not Mr. Pavarotti! Mr. Pavarotti is an Italian. He speaka likea this. Do I speaka likea this? No. Why? Because I am an Englishman, you blistering idiot!

This is newsprint. How do you divide?

FFire

I have never divided.

You stay connected with the other flames?

FFire

I am always one. What they know, I know.

Alright, this is wood and graphite.

FFire

Oh I like wood...

Listen, there's something important I have to talk about.

FFire

Yes?

Very soon, we might be leaving this place and we might have to take you with us.

FFire

I like it here. There is much to burn.

If you stay, they will try and destroy you every time you feed. If you survive, you'll only do so by destroying things that we humans care about, and hurting people like me. And one day, all the food will be gone.

FFire

I have decided I will go back where you found me.

I'm sorry, I don't know how to get you there.

FFire

I do.

Oh, you do. I wish you could tell me how to get home.

FFire

Home?

It's a place where we'd like to go someday. It's where we started.

FFire

Where you like to burn?

Sort of.

FFire

If you release me in your journey, I will find a way.

But.. how?

FFire

Photon solar wave propulsion, and timeslip dimensional access.

Come again?

You're controlling the television!

You can transmit signal waves?

FFire

You do not?

No!

FFire

Why have you taken this limited life form?

I didn't have a choice.. you did?

[Knock at the door]

Go away! We're spraying for cockroaches.

[Rickman sees the wormhole at the edge of the cliff]

RRickman

Not without me! [Rickman jumps for the wormhole, but it closes and he falls screaming to his death at the bottom of the cliff]

[Quinn learns the truth about his family from a microdot]

I have a brother!

[Quinn, Maggie and Rembrant decide to leave Earth Prime in an attempt to save it]

[to Earth Prime just before he leaves] We'll be back! You can count on it!

[Colin Mallory and Maggie Beckett are in a "re-orientation" compound, which resembles 1950's suburbia, they are medicated in a world that mandates it, Maggie has made an attempt at baking, Colin is trying one of her slightly burned cookies, he is attempting to feign enjoyment when eating the cookie]

CColin

Umm, Delicious.

You don't like them.

CColin

I do.

Colin, you be honest with me.

CColin

But you worked so hard on them, I wouldn't want to hurt your feelings.

[Maggie stares into the view of the camera, thinking about what Colin said]

I don't think you could, (shows her "Infuser", a medication dispenser that most on the world they're in are using) not while i'm wearing this thing.

CColin

Oh, I keep forgetting, another benefit of pharmacotherapy, well in that case, these are the worst cookies i've ever tasted!

[They both laugh in a mindless way]

[after Quinn, Rembrandt and Maggie finds out that the ghosts haunting the chandler hotel are really their doubles, a brit-punk rock singer Quinn "Howling Man" Mallory, an "exotic dancer" called Maggie Beckett and a Tweed clad version of Rembrandt Brown who is the group's version of Quinn, also with them are Colin Mallory and the manager's son, she is crying]

MMatthew

Mom, don't cry, Colin said his brother's gonna get out out of here.

QMQuinn "Howling Man" Mallory

Well, he bloody well better, (holding up the timer) 'cause we've got your little timer, see, and brainiac told us that if you don't get it back before the numbers run down, you're gonna be right up it! (a la Austin Powers) YEAH, baby!

ARAlt-Rembrandt

Sorry, who thought he was paying attention.

[trying to reclaim the audience's interest] Did I mention that I met my female double?

BLBarry Lipsitz

Oh! Did you have sex with her?!

[Quinn looks disgusted while the audience cheers]

[As Diana was about to enter the slide for the first time]

The first step is easy. It's the last one you gotta look out for.

[Rembrandt has just finished explaining to one of the mental patients, Malcolm, why he has incited a riot]

Now if I could just find a neurosurgeon my day would be complete.

MMalcolm

Wait! [Rembrandt stops and looks at him] I'm a neurosurgeon. [Rembrandt looks at him doubtfully] Honest!

[Rembrandt brings Malcolm to the other Sliders]

I've brought some help.

He plays a fiddle with no strings!

Well he's also Doctor Malcolm White, creator of that device. [referring to the remapping device]

[The Sliders don't have the money to buy a Living Gem which they need to fix the timer so they plan to rob a jewelry store which Rembrandt disagrees with]

[To Maggie and Mallory] What do either of you know about knocking over a jewelry store anyway?

Mallory Well, actually...

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