The answer to the question is U-4, not U2, Mr. Bennish! [pointing to Conrad Bennish, Jr., who was listening to noisy music without paying any attention to the class].
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[The Sliders arrive on an ice world after having unknowingly picked up Rembrandt Brown driving his car]
PMProffessor Maximilan Arturo
Jesus, Mary and Joseph! I think I've just seen God and I could've sworn he was driving a Cadilac!
[after Prof. Maximilian Arturo found out that he is a Citizen General in a world where Soviet Russia rules America]
Always a leader of men, no matter what the circumstances.
RBRembrandt "Crying Man" Brown
This guy, Q-ball, he’s got this, like, gizmo, which sucked up my Caddie into a worm-hole — that’s this kinda freaked-out limbo land that sits between Earth’s One, Two and Three. So when we got to Earth Two, this big, albino tornado, man, came hammering down on us...
Biology is for those who don't have the maths for real science.
PMProffesor Mazimilian Arturo
Mr. Bennish, if we survive this I will devote my life to finding the gene that makes you so obnoxious and I will destroy it!
Mr. Bennish, appalling as this thought may be, you and I are going to be spending a lot of time together.
CBConrad Bennish, Jr.
No way, chief! I've got a girlfriend.
Don't be an idiot! You and I are going to make an atom bomb.
[A news anchor talks about the asteroid that is about to destroy life on Earth]
NANews Anchor
Around the globe, the world braced for the apocalypse with an unprecedented show of peace and amity. In Belfast, Ireland, Catholics and Protestants shared a morning of prayer [footage of both groups praying together]. Elsewhere, in Bosnia-Herzegovina, the six-month truce between Serbs and Muslims continued to hold [footage of both groups hanging along]. Not so in the occupied West Bank, however, where Israelis and Palestinians greeted the second-to-last day with renewed violence [footage of both groups fighting each other].
[after Prof. Maximilian Arturo was forced to slide just as he realized his stolen atom bomb plans were stolen from him]
CBConrad Bennish Jr.
Anybody messes with us now...
[turns on loud music]
CBConrad Bennish Jr.
...boom!
The reason the sun never sets on the British Empire is because God doesn't trust the British in the dark.
[The Prince reads the copy of the Bill of Rights the Sliders wrote for him and then the part Rembrandt added]
PThe Prince
And James Brown is hearby acknowledged as the Godfather of Soul.
[The Prince and the rebel leader look at each other in confusion]
PRPrince and Rebel Leader
[together] Who's James Brown?
[pointing at the recurring character of his usually long haired, sunglasses wearing college friend, whose double in this world is a business suit wearing Republican] Look, Professor, it's Bennish.
My God. And I can actually see his ears.
RBRembrandt "Crying Man" Brown
How much did he win by?
WWWade Welles
I don't know. What difference does it make?
RBRembrandt "Crying Man" Brown
It makes a big difference, girl! I got Harvard plugged to points!
WWWade Welles
You bet on a game that you don't understand?
[Short pause]
WWWade Welles
You are an idiot!
GThe Gambler
If you won't do it you'll be MORAS MAXIMA.
What?!
GThe Gambler
MORAS, MORTIS, DEAD!!!
[Quinn says something in Latin to the Gamblers and FBI before Sliding]
FFBI Agent
What did he say?
GGambler
"So long suckers!"
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