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Sleeper Cell · Season 1

Teacher, Child #1 and others in “Family”

[Darwyn is invited to bring-someone-special-to-school day]

Teacher

Any questions?

Child #1

My dad said that Muslims don't like us and they don't eat bacon.

Darwyn

Well, I'm a Muslim. You think I don't like you?

Child #1

I don't know.

Darwyn

And I like Marcus, and he's not a Muslim.

Child #1

So why do they fly planes into buildings?

Teacher

[embarrassed] I'm sorry, I...

Darwyn

It's OK, it's OK. Who has a cousin? Raise your hand. You too miss Graham, I'm sure you have a cousin, right? Has your cousin ever done anything bad, like really bad?

Child #2

One time, my cousin, he, he ate the last piece of cake, and blamed it on me, but I only had one slice.

Darwyn

Mmm, I hear you. So, if your cousin does something wrong, does that make your whole family bad?

All children

Nooo.

Darwyn

Well, I guess that's the point. Just because there are some Muslims that are bad, doesn't mean that all Muslims are bad, does it?

Child #2

But can you eat bacon?

Darwyn

Yes. Turkey bacon.

[laughter]

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