[Darwyn is invited to bring-someone-special-to-school day]
Any questions?
My dad said that Muslims don't like us and they don't eat bacon.
Well, I'm a Muslim. You think I don't like you?
I don't know.
And I like Marcus, and he's not a Muslim.
So why do they fly planes into buildings?
[embarrassed] I'm sorry, I...
It's OK, it's OK. Who has a cousin? Raise your hand. You too miss Graham, I'm sure you have a cousin, right? Has your cousin ever done anything bad, like really bad?
One time, my cousin, he, he ate the last piece of cake, and blamed it on me, but I only had one slice.
Mmm, I hear you. So, if your cousin does something wrong, does that make your whole family bad?
Nooo.
Well, I guess that's the point. Just because there are some Muslims that are bad, doesn't mean that all Muslims are bad, does it?
But can you eat bacon?
Yes. Turkey bacon.
[laughter]
