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S1 E15

Skins · Season 1, Episode 15

Alo and Rich in “Unfinished Business”

I'm never gonna get laid if you keep being such a douche to all the dames we meet.

That's because all the girls we meet are always assholes.

I don't care if they're one-legged, dead hermaphrodites. I need some sex!

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