[Cook and Effy are making love to one another in the closet. They end up falling into another room.]
[groaning] What the fuck?
[Cook and Effy get up and explore the room they've fallen into.]
What's going on? Are we... Are we next door?
We're next door.
[Effy and Cook happen to stumble across a sex tape featuring Pandora's mom and her neighbour, Martin.]
Hello. I'm Martin. [sits down on the bed] This is Angela.
[Angela, Pandora's mom, sits down on the bed.]
Hi.
[takes off his glasses] And this is how we have sex.
[Martin puts his glasses on one side, Angela tosses her shoes to one side, and the two begin to engage in intercourse.]
Oh. That's lovely, Angela.
Thank you, Martin.
Can you rub any harder?
Certainly.
[Cook is beyond amused, whereas Effy is shocked and speechless.]
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