[During an intake, the stepmother and the daughters are bickering over the decedent's request to be buried beside his first wife.]
It's what our father wanted.
No, it's what you want, because you never liked me!
Well, you got that right.
You hate that you couldn't control your father when he was alive, and now you're trying to do it when he's dead.
It was his decision!
There is a significant unpaid balance on the account.
We'll pay for it!
If you take one cent from him, you'll be hearing from my attorney!
I really don't think that's necessary.
Oh, no? I gave the last six years of my life to that man; and contrary to what these stupid bitches think, I really did love him and I will not be humiliated like this!
Yeah, well, if you do not follow our father's instructions exactly, you'll be hearing from our attorney, who used to work for Disney.
Oh, bring it on, ferret face!
Oh, fuck you, you gold-digging slut!
How dare you!
There are naked pictures of you on the Internet! My son showed them to me!
Shut up! All of you, shut the fuck up! Jesus Christ, a man died. Your husband, your father lived a life, and now he's dead. Show some respect.
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