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Shining Time Station · Season 1, Episode 15

Mr. Conductor and Evil Mr. Conductor in “Unfinished Business”

[the two Mr. Conductors confront each other]

He's not me!

ECEvil Mr. Conductor

Yes, I am!

I'm much taller!

ECEvil Mr. Conductor

No, you're not!

You're fatter, though.

ECEvil Mr. Conductor

No, I'm not! We're the same!

We're not the same at all!

ECEvil Mr. Conductor

Yes, we are!

No, we're not!

ECEvil Mr. Conductor

Yes, we are!

I can prove it! That cutout fits my outline perfectly. It won't fit yours.

ECEvil Mr. Conductor

Will too!

Will not!

ECEvil Mr. Conductor

Will too!

Be my guest!

[the Evil Mr. Conductor runs over to the cut out space where he used to be a picture and lies down in it]

ECEvil Mr. Conductor

You'll see that I'm you, then you'll know that it's true.

[Mr. Conductor throws his magic dust on the Evil Mr. Conductor]

GOTCHA!

[the Evil Mr. Conductor turns back into a picture]

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