Scoop! Where is this Scoop?! I'm lookin' for this nincompoop Scoop!
Mr. Mayor, here I am, Your Honor.
[holds out his newspaper] Are you the author of this journalistic gobbledygook?
The story on your campaign speech. Yes, sir. I wrote that.
[hands Scoop the paper] Well, go ahead and read it. Read it right now, right there.
[reads the article] "His Honor said that he was here tonight to talk garbage." Well?
Well, I said I was there to talk about garbage! Trash collections. Clean streets. Recycling.
Oh. Sorry.
Sorry? Well, what are you gonna do about it?
We'll print a retraction in tomorrow's paper. No problem.
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