[Sherlock is recounting the events preceding John's stag night]
Murder scenes? Locations of... murders?
Pub crawl, themed.
Yeah, but why can't you just do underground stations?
Lacks the personal touch. We're going to go for a drink in every...
...street where you've found a corpse. Delightful! Where do I come in?
Don't want to get ill. That would ruin it, spoil the mood.
But you're a graduate chemist, can't you just work it out?
I lack the practical experience.
Meaning that you think I like a drink?
Occasionally.
You think I'm a drunk?
No, no...[awkward pause] You look... well.
I am.
How's... [struggling to remember the name] Tom?
Not a sociopath.
Still? Good.
And we're having quite a lot of sex.
Okaaay. I want you to calculate John's ideal intake, and mine, to remain in the sweet spot for the whole evening. Light-headedness, good.
Urinating in wardrobes, bad.
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