[Sherlock is at home. John is at a crime scene and the two are talking via video chat.]
You realise this is a tiny bit humiliating?
It's okay, I'm fine. Now... show me to the stream.
I didn't really mean for you.
Look, this is a six. There's no point in my leaving the flat for anything less than a seven, we agreed. Now go back, show me the grass.
When did we agree that?
We agreed it yesterday.
I wasn't even at home yesterday. I was in Dublin.
It's hardly my fault you weren't listening.
Do you just carry on talking when I'm away?
I don't know, how often are you away?
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