Sgt. Frog quotes

It would seem that when the ray gun made you older, it also made your speech patterns more grandpa-like.

(reading a letter left by Keroro) Went to Doinaka Beach, Natsumi has weird lady body.

Clearly your ninja skills have improved, but even ninjas love innertubing.

It's like licking all the cookies on the cookie plate. Whoever gets there first gets to keep all the cookies.

Giroro

WHAT!! But Our torpedoes are 500 percent more lethal than necessary!!!!!!

What is wrong with you Natsumi? Are you lactose intolerant but drink milk anyway?

Ninjas only need three things: Heaven, Earth and hand gestures.

It's the Red Comet!

Yeah, that means nothing to me.

It's a drift racing legend man. That driver lives life one quarter miles at a time.

What!? Is that a "Fast and the Furious" reference?

Tamama

Sarge, truth or dare.

Um dare, no wait truth.

Tamama

So, who do you like?

Giroro

Besides himself you mean?

I like. . . Hey! Why shouldn't I like himself? I'm amazing.

Tamama

THIS IS STUPID! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRAW THINGS MOVING?! I HATE IT! LOOK AT ME, WHY DON'T YOU TRY DRAWING THIS?! *Bleep* MY LIFE!

Losing your temper won't get you anywhere.

I'll admit soccer is redonk. It's not nearly as cool as ultra-ball, fire hockey, foot blast or shooting men at velcro walls.