Keroro quotes from Sgt. Frog

Keroro Presents: Meet the Sergeant!

Surrender your world and make me pie!

The Keroball could destroy your planet with a single press of a button. It's the one next to dance party.

Keroro Presents: The Episode That Should Have Come First!

Keroro Presents: Bag Of Secrets!

Keroro Presents: Cow Flesh Of Love!

Stupid *bleeping* Kululu!

It would seem that when the ray gun made you older, it also made your speech patterns more grandpa-like.

It's like licking all the cookies on the cookie plate. Whoever gets there first gets to keep all the cookies.

I'll admit soccer is redonk. It's not nearly as cool as ultra-ball, fire hockey, foot blast or shooting men at velcro walls.

An alien? that's ridiculous! I'm just a normal Pekoponian frog creature that talks because of magic wonder dust.

Okay, its not a toddler, its not smart enough.

Alright private, initiate initialization

Hey, where are the lights?

Relax. I set them to turn on gradually. It's more dramatic that way.

Giroro

Just to be clear these lights serve no actual purpose right.

Tamama

That is correct.

Tamama

Sarge, truth or dare.

Um dare, no wait truth.

Tamama

So, who do you like?

Giroro

Besides himself you mean?

I like. . . Hey! Why shouldn't I like himself? I'm amazing.