[A very pregnant Maria berates with a silent Big Bird in front of Gordon's and Susan's apartment in Sesame Street during the middle of the night, as she goes into labor whilst criticizing Big Bird's size and height]
[to Big Bird] You think you are pretty big, don't you? Hmph! Well, I bet I can be bigger than you. In fact,
[Maria turns herself around towards the viewer, and then faces the viewer]
you are nothing compared to how big I could be.
[Big Bird walks off in a huff]
[to the viewer] Just look at this.
[Maria turns her head around towards the right side of the screen, and back to the viewer, and then takes the very first very long deep cleansing breath of air slowly and deeply, and her stomach and body begins to grow bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and bigger]
[to the viewer] I'm great.
[Maria takes the second very long deep cleansing breath of air slowly and deeply, and her stomach and body grows bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and bigger]
[to the viewer] Look. Can you see me?
[Maria takes the third very long deep cleansing breath of air slowly and deeply, and her stomach and body grows bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and bigger]
[to the viewer] Can you believe it?
[Maria gets very angry, as she takes the fourth very long deep cleansing breath of air slowly and deeply, and her stomach and body grows bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and bigger]
[to the viewer] Now, I'm bigger than you!
[Maria grows angrier and angrier, as she takes the fifth very long deep cleansing breath of air slowly and deeply, and her stomach and body grows bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and bigger]
[to the viewer] BIGGER THAN A TREE!
[Maria takes the sixth very long deep cleansing breath of air slowly and deeply, and her stomach and body grows bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and bigger]
[to the viewer] BIGGER THAN A MOUNTAIN!
[Maria takes the seventh very long deep cleansing breath of air slowly and deeply, and her stomach and body grows bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and bigger]
[to the viewer] *BIGGER THAN THE WOOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLDDDDDD*!!!!!!
[Maria takes the eighth and last very long deep cleansing breath of air slowly and deeply, and her stomach and body grows bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and then explodes, as the screen turns white, and back to Sesame Street, minus Maria]
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