Father Curtis and Jerry in “Unfinished Business”

[in a confessional booth] Tell me your sins, my son.

Jerry

Well, I should tell you that I'm Jewish.

That's no sin.

Jerry

Oh, good. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism just for the jokes.

And this offends you as a Jewish person?

Jerry

No, it offends me as a comedian!