I'm going up to see Elaine Benes.
DDoorman
What are you, the boyfriend? Here for a quickie?
[waiting foe the elevator] How 'bout those Knicks?
DDoorman
Oh, I see. On the sports page...
Yeah.
DDoorman
What makes you think I wasn't reading the Wall Street page? Oh, I know, because I'm the uneducated doorman.
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