Dan, if I could start my life again I would start it with you.
S2 E2Vaya Con Dios To All That
S2 E6The House that Jack Built
Life is a complete cock up.
S2 E8Manna From Heaven
What do you believe in, Karen?
KMKaren Miller
Oh, I'm Catholic, I'm lucky, I don't have to think about it.
So, what do you believe?
KMKaren Miller
Uh, I believe what Catholics believe.
All of it? The virgin birth, the resurrection, creationism?
KMKaren Miller
Yeah, all that.
Without question?
KMKaren Miller
Well, there’s not much point in believing in something if you question it all the time. It’s not like I’m obsessed, or anything. I don’t go to church that much since it got washed away.
What about eternal damnation for not attending weekly mass?
KMKaren Miller
No, no. I don’t believe that one!
Oh, every family's got a few skeletons in the closet.
So you don't mind me telling everyone that your sister's about to have my father's baby, and that my brother and I will have a cousin that will also be our half-brother or sister?
S2 E11Kitty Litter
Why does the cat have to die just because two silly old people fight all the time?
S3 E11Love in the time of Coleridge
MCMax Connors
I've been shooting albatrosses all my life. I was ... only hoping that this time the wound wasn't fatal.
S3 E13Half Life
MCMax Connors
We could name the baby Rex.
I am absolutely not naming our child after your kelpie!
MCMax Connors
He was a very good dog!
Mmmm... anyway it might be a girl.
Seasons (1998-2019)
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
Season 4
Featuring
Bruce Alexander as Sergeant Graham Grey
Kate Atkinson - Karen Miller
Alan Cassell - Harold Fitzwalter
Paul English as Jack Gibson [episodes 1 - 13]
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