GGwenda
Oh look, Jack called, give him a ring will you? Here.
Ugh, every time he goes interstate he calls me a dozen times a day.
GGwenda
Ah, that's so sweet.
Yeah, well it is when you're not busy.
S1 E1Something Rich and Strange
What is that scratching noise?
Oh, mud crabs. I've got five beauties in the bucket!
Well can they escape?
I wouldn't brake suddenly.
S1 E4The Official Story
This oven should be heating up by now, I think it might be broken. What do you think?
Oh I don't know, I'm an expert on cakes not ovens.
It's brand new, I bought it from Bob Jelly
Oh well, in that case I do know......It's broken.
S1 E5The Fellowship of the Suit
SSimmo
He said green. This is black.
GGriff
Green. Black...
SSimmo
It'll show dandruff.
GGriff
So use a conditioner!
[chanting] Slow down...keep calm...slow down...keep calm...
[chanting] I want to go home...I want to go home...
PGPhrani Gupta
Every day you draw an extra bit closer to forty and then, hey presto! You're history.
TGTrudi Gibson
Thanks. I'll remember that.
TGTrudi Gibson
I've seen a lot more of the world than you have!
So what?! So you can have better slide nights?!
[offering wine] I thought this might go with what you're cooking.
Sausages.
Mm. It was made for it.
S1 E6One of the Gang
In the old days your father and I used to go skinny dipping. We'd play in the waves, run naked along the beach and we made love in the sand. [Off her children's looks] We were married at the time. Deeply in love. There was no one around.
Yuck!
I think I might go for a swim.
Now?
Well I'm not going to go to sleep with Heather doing her salute to The Platters. Do you want to come?
[reading] Nah. Princess Daisy's getting married.
Hm...I think perhaps the television's not such a bad idea after all...
(Notices Dan is fishing as she is skinny dipping) Have you been here long?!
No I um... arrived a couple of minutes before you did ... yeah.
S1 E10The Accidental Activist
Where're we going today?
The other side of the river. Where did you think?
Well yesterday you took us to the Sea of Tranquility.
Well that was yesterday. I had more fuel.
RJRobert Jelly
You people are morons! All of you, pig ignorant!
Oh, don't try to sweet talk us Bob. It won't work.
AKAngus Kabiri
Do you reckon you'll ever have another serious relationship?
What, in percentage terms?
AKAngus Kabiri
Yeah, if you like.
Zero...Oh, well, maybe 5%...8%! 8% tops.
CJCraig Jelly
Broken down?
No, we're giving the engine a suntan.
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