[Swain and Bird are looking worriedly at a bite mark on 2Dads' leg.]
Swain
These aren't mozzie bites, mate.
2Dads
They're not? What are they?
Swain
They're probe marks.
2Dads
What?
Swain
Does it hurt to sit down?
[Now Swain is smirking while asking the question.]
Swain
Did they go rectal?
[Swain and Bird started laughing at 2Dads.]
2Dads
You know if my head wasn't about to explode, I'll tell you where to stick yours.
[RO passes by, turns back and leans into the room.]
RO
2Dads, there's a call for you.
2Dads
From who?
RO
ET. He wants you to phone home.
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