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Scrubs · Season 1, Episode 15

Janitor and Everyone in “Unfinished Business”

JJanitor

Ah, hey everyone. I've been looking for a new roleplaying game ever since my Lord Of The Rings club booted me for using an actual warhammer, so would anyone mind if I pretended to be Chief of Medicine while Kelso is out of town?

EEveryone

[unison approval]

JJanitor

[suddenly dressed as a doctor] Fantastic! Let's make cancer feel foolish!

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