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Scrubs · Season 1, Episode 15

Dr. Cox and Dr. Steadman in “Unfinished Business”

CDr. Cox

[To Dr. Steadman] You're a doctor? Here, all this time I thought that you were some kind of parasitic creature that lived shoulder-deep inside Big Bob's colon.

SDr. Steadman

[To Dr. Kelso] If only, sir.

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